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Old 08-24-2010, 04:18 PM
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A woman came into my shop today and asked me

How old I was, I said how old do you think I am, she said about 55yo, I said suck my ***** B!tch. I have a full head of hair and very few gray hairs.

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Old 08-24-2010, 04:22 PM
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So 55yo is too young?
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Old 08-24-2010, 04:37 PM
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So 55yo is too young?
Not at all, I didn't think that people was old until they started getting mail from the AARP people. Hey Guys/Gals, your only as old as you feel you are.
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Old 08-24-2010, 04:43 PM
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Not at all, I didn't think that people was old until they started getting mail from the AARP people. Hey Guys/Gals, your only as old as you feel you are.
I started getting my AARP invitations this year.

I'm married to this wonderful young lady:



How old do you think I feel?
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Old 08-24-2010, 04:48 PM
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LOL, why would anyone ask that? I'm over 50 and keep getting crap from AARP. Isn't it about time to get rid of the r-word?
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Old 08-24-2010, 04:51 PM
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How old I was, I said how old do you think I am, she said about 55yo, I said suck my ***** B!tch. I have a full head of hair and very few gray hairs.
That's pretty good for a 55-year-old.
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Old 08-24-2010, 05:04 PM
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Jim, you should feel very old or very young, not sure which. Now you have to get a picture of her in the dress her friend brought her for her birthday.
I am 55. I still have most of my hair, but I admit it is mostly grey (somehow that spelling feels better?).
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Old 08-24-2010, 05:04 PM
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I started getting my AARP invitations this year.

I'm married to this wonderful young lady:



How old do you think I feel?
Your lovely wife reminds me of my wife, Is your lovely wife always full of surprises like my lovely wife?
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Old 08-24-2010, 05:06 PM
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That's pretty good for a 55-year-old.
Uh!! my good Sir, I am 47yo old physically, mentally I'm about 17 or so.
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Old 08-24-2010, 06:12 PM
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Your lovely wife reminds me of my wife, Is your lovely wife always full of surprises like my lovely wife?
Absolutely.
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Old 08-24-2010, 06:16 PM
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Absolutely.
Don't you love that?
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Old 08-24-2010, 06:26 PM
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During my career in the oil biz I have been in on the inside of a lot of what many people would consider very big deals. I met Kings and Heads of States; made a lot of multi-million dollar decisions...

One day the CEO came into our area, which was the most secure in the Company, while he was waiting for some big wheel or another to show up. He asked us what our biggest problems were in life which we thought was weird since it was if he was admitting we had a life outside of the company.

So we gave him our standard answer. "We are all still trying to figure out what we want to be when we grow up!"

And now that I am retired I am still asking myself this question.
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Old 08-24-2010, 06:44 PM
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I just got done carding over (It seems like more than this) 2,000 folks for a 3-day festival...working the beer tent and keeping non-bikers from entering the bike bin.

Asking a person to "Smile!" and watching the corner of their eyes is about 99.999% good enough to let 'em in since VERY FEW 21s and younger have the lines that show the grace and experience...even though, some don't show either and they're old enough.

I, obviously, was queried back about my age a few times...I'd have them look and guess how old they thought I was. Everytime (over 12 times...then I just quit counting...) they were off by under 9 years. I only WISHED I felt as young as I looked! I didn't head into work on Monday 'cause my feet felt like I had a thousand pins in the soles and the calves of my legs were cramping like a SOB!

I may end up being better looking dead and finally feeling the way I should for the situation I'm in!
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Old 08-24-2010, 06:46 PM
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Take this test to see if you are young...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4vUwl7YGes&p=DD4D5E7D049DBD46
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Old 08-24-2010, 06:54 PM
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can we get a picture of clk man in the dress worn by "mrs. ramona jim"?

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