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Dee8go · #16 08-27-2010, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by mgburg

I always chuckle when I see folks that have some weapon tucked into the front of their pants like it's suppose to be there.

All it takes is ONE mistake and you may not be around to explain the problem.

Or...

ONE mistake and you're singing the alto passages as a back-up choir-boy for the local church's Sunday services.

Either way, packing heat near your crotch isn't really an NRA-recommended practice.

BTW: Anyone packing heat and is nicknamed "Uno" may be someone you don't want to spend too much time hanging around. Consider them "lucky" and move away.

Yeah, I'd be worried about shooting my weiner off by mistake . . .

fz500sel · #17 08-27-2010, 05:38 PM

My story is somewhat the same....except I was made to look and act like I was a CIA assassin code name "THE CLEANER". In actuality I was a janitor at a federal building and cleaned offices...

wait, I think this one has been done already.

aklim · #18 08-27-2010, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by fz500sel

My story is somewhat the same....except I was made to look and act like I was a CIA assassin code name "THE CLEANER". In actuality I was a janitor at a federal building and cleaned offices...

wait, I think this one has been done already.

Good cover. I will use that one on my next assignment.

cmac2012 · #19 08-27-2010, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dee8go

The deadly and highly-effective "thigh shot" method of assassination is a little-known technique in the shadowy world of professional killing. I describe this and other methods I routinely used during MY career as a professional assassin in my soon-to-be-released book, People I have Known And Killed.

Look for it soon in bookstores everywhere.

Destined to be a best seller!

cmac2012 · #20 08-27-2010, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Dee8go

Absolutely! We can PM those lists and get started right away.

Hey, I have a great business idea: E Bay for assassinations. You post who you need wacked and then work out trades . . . What would you call it? Assassin A, maybe Hits List after the popular Craig's List . . .

(turns on tape recorder)

Go on . . .

dynalow · #21 08-27-2010, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mgburg

I always chuckle when I see folks that have some weapon tucked into the front of their pants like it's suppose to be there.

All it takes is ONE mistake and you may not be around to explain the problem.

Or...

ONE mistake and you're singing the alto passages as a back-up choir-boy for the local church's Sunday services.

Either way, packing heat near your crotch isn't really an NRA-recommended practice.

BTW: Anyone packing heat and is nicknamed "Uno" may be someone you don't want to spend too much time hanging around. Consider them "lucky" and move away.

Can you spell "P-L-A-X-I-C-O"?

Carrying an unlicensed .40-caliber Glock pistol tucked into his pants, Burress was allowed to bypass security on his way into the club, but about two hours later fumbled with the gun when he was being escorted into a VIP area.

The gun discharged, firing one bullet into his leg.

Read more: http://www.nypostonline.com/p/sports/giants/plax_vows_return_in_jailhouse_interview_jEEUPTmDhZT4ecEsSyoydJ#ixzz0xqYQz6NE

http://www.nypostonline.com/p/sports/giants/plax_vows_return_in_jailhouse_interview_jEEUPTmDhZT4ecEsSyoydJ