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Old 08-31-2010, 04:28 PM
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And Other Memorable Quotes When a Strip Club and Church Feud

WARSAW, Ohio -- Strippers dressed in bikinis sunbathe in lawn chairs, their backs turned toward the gray clapboard church where men in ties and women in full-length skirts flock to Sunday morning services.



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Old 09-01-2010, 09:37 AM
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If those two ladies in the picture are any indication of what the strippers look like, the church has nothing to worry about. Who'd pay to watch THEM strip?
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Old 09-01-2010, 09:48 AM
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That wasn't Jesus, that was me holding a will work for beer sign.
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Old 09-01-2010, 09:51 AM
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Old 09-01-2010, 09:55 AM
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If those two ladies in the picture are any indication of what the strippers look like, the church has nothing to worry about. Who'd pay to watch THEM strip?
Two words: Warsaw, Ohio.
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Old 09-01-2010, 12:38 PM
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If those two ladies in the picture are any indication of what the strippers look like, the church has nothing to worry about. Who'd pay to watch THEM strip?
My thoughts exactly

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Old 09-01-2010, 01:15 PM
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Another quotable from the report:

"You can share the truth, but you can't make anyone believe what you believe."

uhm, amen to that sister . . .
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on the nights the church doesnt picket, I bet a few of the picketers still visit......

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