Things you should never do thread.

[SwampYankee]

Pleasure oneself after making Habanero salsa.

[Mistress]

Originally Posted by aklim

A side question. Bringing a hottie home and asking the wife "Would you mind if I had sex with her and could you set another place for dinner?". Is thatt something you should never do?

For the third time, this could become a problem....


Never put a car cover in a dryer...

[aklim]

Originally Posted by Mistress

For the third time, this could become a problem....


Never put a car cover in a dryer...

Even if you were willing to share?

[cmbdiesel]

Originally Posted by Kuan

Step on Superman's cape.

Spit in the wind.

Pull the mask of the old Lone Ranger.

... and you don't mess around with Jim.

[Mistress]

Originally Posted by aklim

Even if you were willing to share?

I can appreciate the fact you where taught how to share as a child but you don't need to share EVERYTHING....

[tbomachines]

Never shave your butt with a dull razor as a joke and then proceed to go swimming in the ocean. You know that saying "salt in the wound..."?

[Mistress]

Originally Posted by tbomachines

Never shave your butt with a dull razor as a joke and then proceed to go swimming in the ocean. You know that saying "salt in the wound..."?

straight razor is better

[aklim]

Originally Posted by Mistress

I can appreciate the fact you where taught how to share as a child but you don't need to share EVERYTHING....

Just trying to make it so that people don't say I take everything in the house.

[aklim]

Originally Posted by tbomachines

Never shave your butt with a dull razor as a joke and then proceed to go swimming in the ocean. You know that saying "salt in the wound..."?

I prefer the Gilette Fusion when shaving the twig, berries and the crack of the azz.

[The Clk Man]

Never open your parents bedroom window when they think that you are down the street playing baseball with your friends.

[aklim]

Originally Posted by The Clk Man

Never open your parents bedroom window when they think that you are down the street playing baseball with your friends.

Please describe what you saw.

[Jim H]

Don't wait 5 seconds to throw a big firecracker that has a 3 second fuse...

[The Clk Man]

Never hit your MIL in the head with a shovel, it will leave a dull impression on her mind.

[aklim]

Originally Posted by The Clk Man

Never hit your MIL in the head with a shovel, it will leave a dull impression on her mind.

Can you define ath MIL stands for in your post?

Mother In Law
Malfunction Indicator Light aka Check Engine Light

Coincidence? I think not.

[The Clk Man]

Originally Posted by aklim

Can you define ath MIL stands for in your post?

Mother In Law
Malfunction Indicator Light aka Check Engine Light

Coincidence? I think not.

Mother In Law.