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09-03-2010, 10:00 AM
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Things you should never do thread.
Never wipe a bunch of Armor all on you motorcycle seat and then drive down the road and hit the brakes.
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09-03-2010, 10:09 AM
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09-03-2010, 10:15 AM
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1. Never try to turtle wax a flat black spray can paint job.
a couple motorcycle related ones like CLK man- 2. Never try and roll start a motorcycle NOT sitting on it, and with your jacket sleeve inadvertently hooked on the throttle. 3. Never take an air cooled motorcycle through the holland tunnel in NYC in bumper to bumper traffic.
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09-03-2010, 10:23 AM
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09-03-2010, 10:51 AM
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never put your nuts in a vise.
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09-03-2010, 10:51 AM
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09-03-2010, 10:58 AM
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09-03-2010, 11:07 AM
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Never stand around naked while frying bacon in a pan...
...but I'll bet it doesn't hurt as much as the motorcycle "Armor-All" episode...
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09-03-2010, 11:18 AM
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Never question The Clk Man!
(He'll just make you give him a beer, anyway)  Thanks for the thread. I am always amused by these.
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09-03-2010, 11:35 AM
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A side question. Bringing a hottie home and asking the wife "Would you mind if I had sex with her and could you set another place for dinner?". Is thatt something you should never do?
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09-03-2010, 11:39 AM
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