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Things you should never do thread.
Never wipe a bunch of Armor all on you motorcycle seat and then drive down the road and hit the brakes.
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A 'hole shot' is also a bad idea. Don't ask...
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Can you describe word for word what happened to you? Also include the "colorful metaphors" used.
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1. Never try to turtle wax a flat black spray can paint job.
a couple motorcycle related ones like CLK man- 2. Never try and roll start a motorcycle NOT sitting on it, and with your jacket sleeve inadvertently hooked on the throttle. 3. Never take an air cooled motorcycle through the holland tunnel in NYC in bumper to bumper traffic.
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Don't drink while manscaping.
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I had a V-65 Magna and I Armoralled the seat, it was real shinny. I proceeded to drive the down the road and hit the brakes. I slid all the way up to the handle bars and my nuts slung up behind me and hit me in my kidneys. True story.
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never fly in a small plane with a pilot whose favorite line is "watch this!"
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never put your nuts in a vise.
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LOL - to tears.... sorry CLK, I'm sure you weren't laughing....
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I couldn't pee for a week.
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Never stand around naked while frying bacon in a pan...
...but I'll bet it doesn't hurt as much as the motorcycle "Armor-All" episode...
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Step on Superman's cape.
Spit in the wind. Pull the mask of the old Lone Ranger.
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Never question The Clk Man! (He'll just make you give him a beer, anyway) Thanks for the thread. I am always amused by these.
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A side question. Bringing a hottie home and asking the wife "Would you mind if I had sex with her and could you set another place for dinner?". Is thatt something you should never do?
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That depends on the wife, doesn't it??
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