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| View Poll Results: Chuck Norris | |||
| Is the greatest man to have ever lived |
   
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2 | 11.11% |
| Is not a man, it is a force of nature |
  
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8 | 44.44% |
| doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full. |
  
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1 | 5.56% |
| never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck” |
  
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3 | 16.67% |
| doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead |
  
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6 | 33.33% |
| oes not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. |
  
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2 | 11.11% |
| is Luke Skywalker’s real father |
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| invented water, but is not comprised of it |
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0 | 0% |
| doesn’t need to swallow when eating food |
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1 | 5.56% |
| Soylent Green is made out of Chuck Norris. Or is it the other way around??? |
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2 | 11.11% |
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#1
09-06-2010, 12:35 AM
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~!OFFICIAL!~ CHUCK NORRIS FACT THREAD - POST FACTS RIGHT HERE!
-The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably
-If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. -Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris -Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own -Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris -Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never. -Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
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#2
09-06-2010, 08:25 AM
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I always got a kick from Chuck Norris quotes.
To Chuck Norris, a zombie apocalypse is just a bonus round. Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris Chuck Norris is the only man who can stab you with a basketball Hitler didn't kill himself because they were losing the war. He killed himself because Chuck Norris joined the army Chuck Norris doesn't have Twitter, because he's already following you. Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle Chuck Norris CAN finish reading the "The Never Ending Story". Chuck Norris once practiced roundhouse kicks for an entire day...the area where he practiced is now called Tornado Alley. Chuck Norris' glare is so tough, you go blind from staring back MAN (man) noun: 1. Chuck Norris 2. no one else Only 3 things are certain in this world. Taxes, Death, and Chuck Norris.
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#3
09-06-2010, 09:20 AM
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Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris Kills people!
Up in the sky! It's a bird, It's a plane, No it's Superman and Chuck Norris is up there kicking his @ss!
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#4
09-06-2010, 10:17 AM
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there is no sign of life.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom, because there is no protection from Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live
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09-06-2010, 10:38 AM
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I think that Chuck Norris kicked the universe into existence.
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09-06-2010, 10:59 AM
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09-06-2010, 11:30 AM
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09-06-2010, 11:47 AM
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"If you can't learn to respect your elders, you're gonna learn to respect your betters" - Duke's line prior to whupping one of his movie-offsprings rears.
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09-06-2010, 01:06 PM
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09-06-2010, 01:22 PM
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09-06-2010, 01:28 PM
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Roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris quotes are fatal in and of themselves
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i know Jim Smith. i don't actually know him, but I know of him
http://imageshack.com/a/img923/6201/RQ1H6A.jpg
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09-06-2010, 01:32 PM
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No one is tougher than Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris IS what it means to be tough. The concept of toughness came about only after Chuck Norris was born. Chuck Norris wasn't technicaly born--he has always existed.
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i know Jim Smith. i don't actually know him, but I know of him
http://imageshack.com/a/img923/6201/RQ1H6A.jpg
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09-06-2010, 01:36 PM
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