Help. What do I do?

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For the Saved, this world is the worst it will ever get.
For the unSaved, this world is the best it will ever get.

Clk's Ebay Stuff BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!

quick!!


start licking it off before it destroys your paint!


then commence with the feeding of every stray cat in your neighborhood.

I thought that first pic was from the hubble telescope. Who needs DVDs when you've got a scene from star wars painted in bird crap on your trunk?

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TC
Current stable:
- 2004 Mazda RALLYWANKEL
- 2007 Saturn sky redline
- 2004 Explorer...under surgery.

Past: 135i, GTI, 300E, 300SD, 300SD, Stealth

It is absolutely crucial that you lick it off!

You need the proteins in your saliva to neutralize the acidic fecal demons.

Do you have any young children in your house?

I have to park my clk 320 under that tree because there is no snow or ice there and I need to get out daily.

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For the Saved, this world is the worst it will ever get.
For the unSaved, this world is the best it will ever get.

Clk's Ebay Stuff BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!

They don't sell icescrapers in Corntucky and you decided to skip the defroster option?

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

Just don't shoot your eye out!

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

Those dang birds need to stay away from the Chinese buffets.

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1991 560 SEL / 185k miles
1992 750il / 17k miles - project car

Agreed, parking there is the price I have to pay to get out in the snow to take care of the wifey.

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For the Saved, this world is the worst it will ever get.
For the unSaved, this world is the best it will ever get.

Clk's Ebay Stuff BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!

Cut down the tree...don't laugh I'd do it.

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

step 1: Wash the car

Step 2: buy a cloth cover

Step 3: invest in the following (see photo)

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Strelnik
Invest in America: Buy a Congressman!

1950 170SD
1951 Citroen 11BN
1953 Citroen 11BNF limo
1953 220a project
1959 180D
1960 190D
1960 Borgward Isabella TS 2dr
1983 240D daily driver
1983 380SL
1990 350SDL daily driver alt
3 x Citroen DS21M, down from 5
3 x Citroen 2CV, down from 6

I was thinking of getting this installed on the Benz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLdcGSRHaaY

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1991 560 SEL / 185k miles
1992 750il / 17k miles - project car

set a plastic owl in the tree.

you know what that white stuff is in bird shizt is ?

more bird shizt !

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When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.
Jimi Hendrix

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OLD & RETIRED
_.... Don't mess with old farts - - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bulls**t and brilliance only come with age and experience!____________
'96 E320
'79 450 SEL
'78 300 CD