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Here's the microphone....anything you want to confess to?
I'm sorry for starting that car fire in the parking lot at the Masonic Lodge. It was an accident, nobody got hurt.
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Ok, it was me who snapped teacher's bra strap back in 7th Grade.....
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Nope, I've never done anything wrong...
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I plead the 5th
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Sent from an agnostic abacus 2014 C250 21,XXX my new DD ** 2013 GLK 350 18,000 Wife's new DD** - With out god, life is everything. - God is an ever receding pocket of scientific ignorance that's getting smaller and smaller as time moves on..." Neil DeGrasse Tyson - You can pray for me, I'll think for you. - When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. |
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So what if I dumped human waste outside the hospital. The sign said "'Patient Discharge" , common mistake I am sure.
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That whole "global warming" thing. I made that up so's Al Gore would quit bragging about creating the Internet.
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i blamed the clkman for that "incident" involving the goat, meg whitman and melted velveeta cheese,... but, it was me.
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I confess that I like watching those iron chef shows with the wife.
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I shot JFK. We made Oswald the patsy
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The thirty rounds of issued ammunition customs found in your bags, inspiring a 100% inventoried dump out and x ray in front of the commander were, indeed, not yours. You just pissed off the wrong person earlier that week.
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I help film the Apollo 11 Moon Landing in Crystal, Nevada
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Was there a McDonalds near by?
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I also confess to eating food that I had dropped on the ground. I subscribe to the 5 second rule.
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Actually a business called the Cherry Bush
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I did it.
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