I was sent this the other day. Given there have been a number of members with security concerns, it may have more than just humorous value !!

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.




2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.




3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.




4. Leave a note on your door that reads:




Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.
Be back in an hour.



Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and



messed him up bad.
I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell



from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.



Better wait outside.
Be right back.




“Cooter"

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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group

I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....

1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving

Nice

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

Can you translate that for me?

This one works good on my truck:

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

Nice, but the criminal needs to know how to read.

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-diesel is not just a fuel, its a way of life-
'15 GLK250 Bluetec 118k - mine - (OC-123,800)
'17 Metris(VITO!) - 37k - wifes (OC-41k)
'09 Sprinter 3500 Winnebago View - 62k (OC - 67k)
'13 ML350 Bluetec - 95k - dad's (OC-98k)
'01 SL500 - 103k(km) - dad's (OC-110,000km)
'16 E400 4matic Sedan - 148k - Brothers (OC-155k)

Remington 870 pump action 12 gauge

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All gave some, Some gave it all ~ 9-11-2001 Never Forget

People shouldn't fear their Government, The Government should fear its people.

I think it's the Australian accent that's throwing you.

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

Right on swampy !!!

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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group

I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....

1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving

We use high tech setups down here y'all....

http://www.ajc.com/news/remote-controlled-shotguns-found-806605.html?cxtype=ynews_rss

They say it was a "food plot" Didnt realize "food" was so valuable!!

More like a hydroponic dope growing set up.
The utility company found it.

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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group

I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....

1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving

Them boys in Georgia take their watermelon patches seriously!