Just read it.

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

Damn.

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1977 300d 70k--sold 08
1985 300TD 185k+
1984 307d 126k--sold 8/03
1985 409d 65k--sold 06
1984 300SD 315k--daughter's car
1979 300SD 122k--sold 2/11
1999 Fuso FG Expedition Camper
1993 GMC Sierra 6.5 TD 4x4
1982 Bluebird Wanderlodge CAT 3208--Sold 2/13

God, if only I had neighbors like that!

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

You can't make this stuff up!

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

...and if you could you would be writer for penthouse forum.

It's a Joke, Son!

Tune in next week when we find out...

To the little Mauses...who's your daddy?

Who was the "cat" that did Mama Maus?

Does Herr Frank Maus file for divorce from Fräulein Maus, his wife?

Does anyone care if Herr Maus returns the cash to spermless Demetrius Soupolos?

Should Demetrius actually end up suing Fräulein Maus, due to the fact that she was the only one that had prior knowledge that her husband was incapable of impregnating Traute, but didn't squelch the deal before its attempted (pardon the pun) consumation?

Should Traute smack her husband and demand that he pay Herr Maus at least an additional $69,500.00, lest the neighbors start thinking that the ex-beauty queen could be had for as little as just a bit over $34.72 per poke?

Tune in for any chance that there might be answers to these questions and to catch up on any other nauseating queries that might come to mind when Aklim finally catches up to this thread...

...all this and more, next time on "Damn! These Bedbugs Burn!"

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M. G. Burg
'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K
.'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K
..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K
...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K
....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K
.....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K
......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp
.......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125
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“I didn’t really say everything I said.”
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ Yogi Berra ~

Wow.

Truth is stranger than friction.

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

The problems when the gun is loaded with blanks. He needs to find out who did the job on the neighbors wife & make him an offer.

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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group

I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....

1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving

I was waiting to hear the guy had a vasectomy.... the truth is even better

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1982 300CD Turbo (Otis, "ups & downs") parts for sale
2003 TJ with Hemi (to go anywhere, quickly) sold
2001 Excursion Powerstroke (to go dependably)
1970 Mustang 428SCJ (to go fast)
1962 Corvette LS1 (to go in style)
2001 Schwinn Grape Krate 10spd (if all else fails)

we want pics of this beauty queen wife...

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All it takes for evil to prevail is for good men to stand by and do nothing.

Too many people tip toe through life, never attempting or doing anything great, hoping to make it safely to death... Bob Proctor

'95 S320 LWB
'87 300SDL
'04 E500 wagon 4matic

I want to know of a better way to earn $35

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95 Honda Shadow ACE 1100.
1999 Plymouth Neon Expresso. 2.4 swap, 10.5 to 1 comp, big cams. Autocross time attack vehicle!
2012 Escape, 'hunter" (5 sp 4cyl)

Any member desperate for a part time job you can really get into. In a way the story was very funny.

I was thinking the same thing! But this was just about as fun.

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2009 ML320 Bluetec
1985 300CD
1981 300TD

Past Mercedes
1979 300TD
1982 300TD
2000 E320 4Matic Wagon
1998 E430
1984 300SD
1980 300SD

"Boy's sharp as a bowling ball..."

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-Evan


Benz Fleet:
1968 UNIMOG 404.114
1998 E300
2008 E63


Non-Benz Fleet:
1992 Aerostar
1993 MR2
2000 F250