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Priorities ..... Might want to fix that !
While maintaining your business I would guess some things take a priority over others.
Like repairing a overflowing toilet Fixing a busted pipe Maintaining your air and heat And the simple things like changing light bulbs or at least making sure they work. Especially if your stores name is..................................
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Who says the light bulbs burned out a random?
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I suspect it had a little help.
When I was in Boston there was a run-down hotel near my office called the "hotel essex." For a long time the sign said "hotel sex." |
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I spent a summer in Gainesville, FL, and lived across the street from a Krispy Kreme. That whole summer, their flashing neon sign read "HOT DOUG NUTS" as the "h" was burnt out.
I have also seen a SEARS reduced to "EARS," and a ROAD RANGER transformed into "ROAD ANGER."
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My personal Favorites,
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There used to be a TV show called HOT L BALTIMORE. Pretty good show, but it only lasted one season. John Laroquette was in the cast.
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and the store at the junction of north broad st and old york rd. that sold cheap seafood but "unt" was missing and it always read "disco_ _ _ seafood"....oh, the thought of those catfish fillets getting down with the sea bass under that mirrored ball...it takes me back
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thats hitting below the belt
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Being in the sign business I figured you would appreciate that one.
Growing up on Long Island I remember a five story building with Joe's ass works painted across the top. The G and the L faded long ago. My grandmother would always say "good for him".
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There is also THIS
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I feel better knowing that I wasn't the only one.
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