Between Roast beef and Pea soup?

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1987 300TD 311,000M Stolen. Presumed destroyed

Sure comes out a different color.

Fog has never been as thick as roast beef.

Anyone can roast beef.

If you're going to start a thread of these jokes, I'm going to have to report you.

Ding We have a winner! that was sure Quick

anyone Can Roast beef, but nobody can Pea soup.

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hum.....
1987 300TD 311,000M Stolen. Presumed destroyed

What's the difference between a New England fairy tale and a Dixie fairy tale?

A New England fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time..."
A Dixie fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this $hit..."

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.


What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?

A wicker basket is what Little Red Riding Hood takes to Grandma's house.
The other is what Elmer Fudd talks about doiing to Little Red Riding Hood.


Thank you, I'll be here all week, try the veal and remember to tip your waitress . . .

now when you say tip.....

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hum.....
1987 300TD 311,000M Stolen. Presumed destroyed

I can, what flavor do you want, Bean and Bacon?

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For the Saved, this world is the worst it will ever get.
For the unSaved, this world is the best it will ever get.

Clk's Ebay Stuff BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!

Great pick up line.

Whats the difference between a Martini and a blow-job?

Come over tonight for a martini.

At the risk of dissing two segments of the population:

What's the difference between a female marathon runner and a sly midget?

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You're a daisy if you do.
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84 Euro 240D 4spd. 220.5k sold
04 Honda Element AWD
1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler
1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4
1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting

Yo has got some cojones mi amigo! I was going to tell that one but I chickened out.

OH! I KNOW! I KNOW!

One is a cunning runt and the other is a runner with a bra!!!!

Did I win????

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M. G. Burg
'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K
.'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K
..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K
...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K
....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K
.....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K
......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp
.......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125
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“I didn’t really say everything I said.”
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ Yogi Berra ~

In the interest of propriety I guess we better give it to you.

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You're a daisy if you do.
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84 Euro 240D 4spd. 220.5k sold
04 Honda Element AWD
1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler
1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4
1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting