They Are Among Us in China and US

In China, they're hot for humankind!

Meng Zhaoguo, a rural worker from northeast Wuchang city, explains he was 29 when he broke his marital vows for the first and only time -- with an extraterrestrial of unusually robust build.

"She was 10 feet [3.03 metres] tall and had six fingers, but otherwise she looked completely like a human,'' he says. "I told my wife all about it afterwards. She wasn't too angry.''

Dude's got game with the aliens....

My wife wouldn't care how many fingers she had!

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..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.

Im thinking sake played a role in that adveventure.

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- With out god, life is everything.
- God is an ever receding pocket of scientific ignorance that's getting smaller and smaller as time moves on..." Neil DeGrasse Tyson
- You can pray for me, I'll think for you.
- When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

The question is Tom .......... would you care .............. ??

The whole story is just another fruitcake wanting his 5 minutes of fame on the internet.

Just remember " They walk among us !!!

They walk among us

I walked into a Subway with a buy one get one free coupon for a
Sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
Chalkboard that said "buy one, get one free". "They're already buy one
Get one free", she said, "so I guess they're both free". She handed me
Two free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

They walk among us and many work retail.


One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them
Shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"
One friend looked up at the sky and Said, "Where?"

They Walk among us!


While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
Direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
Waking Him up every morning.

She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"

When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for
Sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that Stuff."

They Walk Among Us and Some are Realtors!


I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
Got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
Open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
Days A week."

He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"

Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

They Walk Among Us!


My friend has a sister that has a lifesaving tool in her car. It is
Designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it
In The trunk.

They Walk Among Us!



My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
Discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought two cases. The
Cashier multiplied 2 x 10% = 20% and gave us a 20% discount. We went
Back and got two more cases. They also work in liquor stores in NJ.

They Walk Among Us!



I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
The
Lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed
Up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
Professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your
Plane arrived yet?"

They Walk Among Us!



While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
To go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
It cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for a moment before
Responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
Enough To eat 6 pieces."

Yep, They Walk Among Us!

AND......... They reproduce!

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I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....

1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving