On being on drugs:

I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.



On curing himself of addiction:

I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind, and unlearned 22 years of fiction … the fiction of AA. It’s a silly book written by a broken-down fool.



On in-home rehab:

Well, we couldn’t really call it rehab because we didn’t have a license to operate one, so it was a crisis management centre that we labelled the Sober Valley Lodge. … its primary client achieved radical success.



On whether he will someday be embarrassed to have to explain his behaviour to his children:

God, no. Talk about an education. And then, like, this, and then that’s the guy, and that’s our dad and we can get all the answers and the truth? Wow, winning!



And finally, on himself:

I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total *****in’ rock star from Mars.

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'07 Yukon 2500
'13 Subaru Outback 3.6R
'13 Orbea Carpe 9-speed

Currently Benzless
Formerly: 300TD, S600, E55, 560SEL

---= The forest breathes, listen.
-Native American elder

Jerk

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1982 300SD " Wotan" ..On the road as of Jan 8, 2007 with Historic Tags

to be found dead in a hotel room within a few years...

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'85 300SD (formerly california emissions)
'08 Chevy Tahoe
'93 Ducati 900 SS
'79 Kawasaki KZ 650
'86 Kawasaki KX 250
'88 Kawasaki KDX200
'71 Hodaka Ace 100
'72 Triumph T100R

Was he being serious? Could he be that big a jackass?

Charlie, I love him. So freaking funny.


That 911 call has to be so funny.

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From rags to riches, then rags again to riches again, now heading to a rag bin near you...

take a crazy actor, add drugs, money and fame, and then throw in the cultish (non)cure... i think he's doing well, under the circumstances. maybe he got tired of doing crappy tv? and going to meetings for twenty years and not getting any saner?

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"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread."

I'm suprised someone that does cocaine and its known publicly isn't arrested

Look at the body of work for Carlos Irwin Estévez

Spin City
Major League
Hot Shots
Scary Movie

Then lands a role as a womanizing substance abuser with money in Malibu . . . what a break.

"Platoon" wasn't bad...

Hands down some of the funniest stuff I've read in a while.

There's a hint of Hunter S. Thompson about his rants BUT HST was brilliant and Sheen is a dumb, pedestrian douche-bag.

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'07 Yukon 2500
'13 Subaru Outback 3.6R
'13 Orbea Carpe 9-speed

Currently Benzless
Formerly: 300TD, S600, E55, 560SEL

---= The forest breathes, listen.
-Native American elder

Womanizing? Come on! He was hiring call girls!

Seriously, he's charlie ffin sheen. He could get as much lady as he wanted just going to a club and getting bottle service.

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Someone should Mr Sheen that you never believe your own press clippings.

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1982 300SD " Wotan" ..On the road as of Jan 8, 2007 with Historic Tags

Local talk show host this morning had a good game going. He would give a quote and ask " Who said it? Charlie S, or the dictator-Colnel of Libia?

Difficult!
Charlie could easily replace Momar and no one would notice.

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1982 300SD " Wotan" ..On the road as of Jan 8, 2007 with Historic Tags

Gaddafi can always start his own unique apparrel line of clothing, dunno about Charlie.

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The secret to a long life. Is knowing when it is time to leave.