THIS:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170650112633&clk_rvr_id=242814398641


heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (sorta)

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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ...

1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)

2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp

1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)

I laughed at that, It's a classic for sure

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hum.....
1987 300TD 311,000M Stolen. Presumed destroyed

That is great! At least he hasn't lost his sense of humor. Thanks, Jim!

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

How come he didnt have a pic of his ex for comparative purposes?

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I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....

1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving

Too funny!

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I choose to be happy, even when the Mercedes is being awkward, lol

he should have put a pic of the wife too

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Ben
1987 190d 2.5Turbo

Probably because it (OR wifey) would have broke the camera if he tried.

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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ...

1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)

2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp

1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)

Hilarious!

Reminds me of a story my friends dad told me. One of his friends was getting divorced and his wife cleaned him out good even though he made all the money and she never worked. Anyway the court gave her his Corvette which was supposedly stored at his shop over the winter. When the divorce was over in the spring the ex was like where is the car, he said he wasn't sure. What she didn't know is he had put it in the pool about 3-4 months ago, so when she opened up the pool she found her car.

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

This was my favorite

CAR- Active Fuel Management
EX-WIFE- Active Micro Management

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1982 300GD Carmine Red (DB3535) Cabriolet Parting Out
1990 300SEL Smoke Silver (Parting out)
1991 350SDL Blackberry Metallic (481)

"The thing is Bob, its not that I'm lazy...its that I just don't care."

Maybe a "Wet Vac" will help?

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

Dunno. I liked them all

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

Not along the same line as getting back at an ex-wife, but -

Back when Freightliner did their massive layoff in '09 after opening a new plant in Mexico, I heard that a couple weeks later some of the last trucks built before the layoff developed a rather nasty "aroma" after sitting in the hot Carolina sun for a few days...

Rumor was that one or more individuals had went back into the sleeper compartments of the cabs, lifted up the lower bunk to expose the storage compartments underneath, and shall we say, deposited a fully digested version of the previous night's dinner.

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Mitchell Oates
Mooresville, NC
'87 300D 212K miles
'87 300D 151K miles - R.I.P. 12/08
'05 Jeep Liberty CRD 67K miles
Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club

Great post, thanks!

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Current:
2014 VW Tiguan SEL 4Motion 43,000 miles.

2016 Hyundai Santa Fe Sport (wife's).

Past:
2006 Jetta TDI 135,970 miles. Sold Nov. '13.
1995 E-320 Special Edition. 220,200 miles. Sold Sept. '07.
1987 190-E 16 valve. 153,000 miles. Sold Feb. '06.
1980 300-D 225,000 miles. Donated to the National Kidney Foundation.
1980 240-D manual, 297,500 miles. Totaled by inattentive driver.

That’s great. Thanks for posting it.

Two things came to mind while reading that (besides the humor).

I can’t help but wonder with the cars age and low miles, if his purchasing it might have been one of the "final straws" for her.

Also – If he had posted a picture of her, with that write up, her attorney would have a hay-day in court with a defamation/slander issue to help drive (no pun…) her case home.



Yo, Randy - Check that out !! Staw and Hay in the same post with nothing to do with livestock !!

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1980 300D - Veggie Burner !

did this guy have a lawyer? Amazing how many people don't get a lawyer and get spanked during the divorce proceeding.

Also know a guy like this, he and his wife divorced, both doctors in the same field, in their early 30s, no kids, make the same amount of money. She got the house, car, 90 percent of the assets, and he gets to pay alimony to her. Difference is that the idiot didn't get himself a lawyer, and she did.

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