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Teabagging, Jebbus and Walmart
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"...the ink does not appear to wipe off..."
umm... heat activated printer paper? guess Jeeesus has taken refuge in his warm pocket. |
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OMG!!!
jeesis is winkin' at me!! disclaimer: I don't mean any disrespect to religious folk. Just playing around. |
Sigh.. wonder if someone has already submitted to http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
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Where would Jesus shop?
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Looks like Rasputin's face to me.
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Yeah, that's what I thought. Those folks would have no idea who he was. |
Need to compare it to the Shroud of Turin.
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The Lord said, make NO graven image of me. :)
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Yeah, but since the lord did it, eeets okay maahhn!!
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How come Jesus doesn't appear on Macy's receipts?
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Any guesses on when this will be placed on Ebay?
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I'm thinking we can add a new square to Walmart bingo with this story!:D:cool: |
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Aside from whether you believe the whole Jesus thing or not. Walmart? He's going to show up on a Walmart receipt? Are you freaking kidding me?
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That bubba and his wife will be taking "donations" from all the other rubes who'll line up to see their receipt for pampers and Cheez Whiz, then they'll put the thing on Ebay and sell it to yet another DB. It's the American Way.
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thats funny. I guess everyone is unfamiliar with the difference between the Old and New Testament. |
I have been thinking about this because the image on the receipt looks very distinct verses some of the other stuff I have seen that looks like those inkblot tests.
Anyway. The paper is thermal right? So what happens if I take an actual black and white picture of jesus and put it out in the sun for a bit. The black will get pretty hot (at least here in TX it will. The white part of the picture will stay cooler right? So then I put the thermal paper on the picture and press down. Do you think that could produce the picture? Or, I take that same picture and cut out the white part of the photo, heat up the remaining black and press. the only heat contact would be from the black part of the photo and voila, a miracle? The whole think smells funny to me. I'm not religious at all but Jesus at Wally world? You have got to be kidding me. |
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Could also get you a heck of a deal on fishing equipment in sporting goods as well.:rolleyes: |
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and that means what? |
Macy's is owned by Persons of Jewish descent. I believe Wal-mart is not.
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