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Old 07-24-2011, 04:24 PM
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Not diesel related, but a good laugh

Moderators, move this as you see fit.

With all the trials & tribulations involved with owning a MB diesel vehicle, I though a little levity was in order. This will especially resonate with the older crowd here (like me!):

Senior Texting Codes


Since all the "kids" have all their little codes...like BFF, WTF, LOL, etc.
here are some codes for seniors:

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

WTP - Where's the Prunes

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

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Old 07-24-2011, 09:36 PM
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LMDO Whoops! WTFA
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Old 07-24-2011, 09:45 PM
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Already in the joke thread !!
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1984 300D 500k miles
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Old 07-24-2011, 09:52 PM
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Hehehehe
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Old 07-29-2011, 11:20 AM
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