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Old 07-28-2011, 10:55 AM
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you get WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or all of these three antidotes - Really Urgent Medicine (RUM), Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life
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Old 07-28-2011, 10:56 AM
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Vaccine centers are being set up in Las Vegas as we speak...
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Old 07-28-2011, 10:59 AM
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I believe that Washington's response has been to increase unemployment.
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Old 07-28-2011, 11:16 AM
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I'm way ahead of you on this. I've been vigilant, looking out for and avoiding this hideous plague for a couple of years now. I've been using a treatment made from a couple of easy to locate compounds, Germicidal Intra-oral Nostrum (G.I.N.) mixed with tonic water and some natural lime juice served over ice.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed. So far, so good . . .
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Old 07-28-2011, 11:18 AM
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I believe that Washington's response has been to increase unemployment.
Good observation! And to think, I was convinced that the high unemployment numbers were purely accidental.
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Old 07-28-2011, 01:16 PM
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Greece leads the way in prevention.
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Old 07-28-2011, 01:56 PM
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I wonder if that's what the pain in my @$$ is?
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Old 07-28-2011, 02:21 PM
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Yiayia says "Why you no have job? You are the wife!"

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Weekly Overload Recreational Killer - Funtoosh.com
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Old 09-19-2012, 05:11 PM
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Visiting a Vaccination center tonight.
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Old 09-20-2012, 01:53 PM
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give me a shot

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Visiting a Vaccination center tonight.
I need a shot or two......
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