What are some of the worst movies you have ever seen?

#1. For me is "MANOS"........Mystery Science Theater 3000 couldn't even spoof this one, it was soo bad.

#2. SAHARA...Starring a teenage Brooke Shields as a 1920's male race car driver, racing across the Sahara. It wasn't supposed to be funny; but it had the audience in stitches.

#3. Godfather III.......I want those 170 minutes back.

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MST3k owned the *&%^ out of it, by far my favorite mst3k ep

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That was bad? Really? I haven't seen it, obviously. I was intending to rent it, but haven't so far. Can you get it in a 2D version? I'll watch it even if it sucks, just out of curiosity.

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Showgirls.

It was dancing with wolves meets the smurfs.. "Dances with Smurfs"... visually stunning but the story was pretty sucky.

Showgirls, Reds, any movie with Toby Keith or Burt Reynolds

Moulin Rouge

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I got dragged to that country music flick with what's her name...

"Country Strong" - unbearable.

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Original or remake?
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I believe it is the one with Nicole Kidman. It was so awful that I almost puked.

Also Chocolat was another one that made me sick

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Different tastes. I liked both

OK my two nominations are:

King Solomon Mines with Richard Chamberlian. It was an 80's film. Sort of trying to capture some of the Raiders of the Lost Ark audience. The 50's version was actually better, but still bad.
Usually, when this subject comes up people say you can't come up with a worst film. I say, 'Oh yes I can'. Firewalker with Chuck Norris and Louis Gosset jr. The sexual inuendos are pathetic. You really wish Bruce Lee was around to kink Chucky's butt over this film. I think Louis Gossett Jr. should give back any awards won for being in this one.
They used to have Barneys Really bad movies on Saturdays or was it late night. There were some really really bad movies. 'The Day After' an Austrailian nuculear holicost movie was bad, bad ,bad. There was a western they played that made the twins from Everybody Loves Raymond look like Oscar nominees.
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Did this occur? Comedy ensues at about 1:07

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3AAs0-1-2E

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I didn't see the remake. I did like Chocolate. But I could see were taste would make someone puke. The 50's version is fairly good considering the time frame. Its plot is a French airistocracy who had an spinal injury as a child. He is deformed shorter than others. He is a famous artist, but a drunkard. Going after the wrong lifestyle, and won't fall for the woman who love him. Fairly good tragic story.
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