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08-23-2011, 01:29 PM
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The economy is so bad
Found this one on facebook.
 The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street". Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline and I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. 
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08-23-2011, 01:30 PM
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lol wow.....
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08-23-2011, 02:36 PM
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It's so bad that between my brother and i we only have one pair of underwear and we have to take turns wearing them!
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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual.  [SIGPIC]..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.
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#6
08-23-2011, 02:50 PM
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That's great! When times are hard, humor is the first line of defense!
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century  OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles
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#7
08-23-2011, 03:20 PM
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Nyuk nyuk nyk.
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08-23-2011, 10:47 PM
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Are the men in their clean white coats at your front door yet ?!!  They tell me there an organization called suicide anonymous. It only allows members that have proven their success at suicide, they are not interested in wannabes. They are having trouble getting members !!
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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort.... 1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket. 1980 300D now parts car 800k miles 1984 300D 500k miles  1987 250td 160k miles English import  2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles  1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo. 1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion. Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving
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#12
08-23-2011, 11:26 PM
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ROFL
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 Ooh, shiny toolz.  http://www.google.com/search?um=1&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-us&biw=1280&bih=823&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=tool+wall&oq=tool+wall&aq=1&aqi=g6&aql=&gs_sm=c&gs_upl=7344l8532l0l12657l4l4l0l1l1l0l141l344l1.2l3l0 .  http://www.vikingmagic.com/?nd=large&key=933
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#13
08-24-2011, 08:14 AM
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whunter,
As I stroll the aisles at Fall Hershey every year, ( coming up in 6 weeks!!), looking at the glitter from chrome, and on some days, frost on chrome, I remember the story of the indigenous Americans selling Manhattan for some trinkets, and I think, I am not so different. Sounds like you are in the same group.
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#14
08-31-2011, 06:12 PM
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The economy is so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
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#15
08-31-2011, 06:16 PM
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The economy is so bad that the highest-paying job in town is jury duty.
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