My, my, my, don't you have egg on your face.

Doesn't Bruce Willis make that call?

Bat? Saw? Katana!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKju-x8nnM

(probably technically a wakizashi, though).

One bird's cloaca is a warm as another.

Baseball bat hollowed out to fire tracer-rounds and a mounted lazer-beam sighting system complete w/a strobe-light disabler...

Otherwise, make my choice an Uzi with above listed accessories...

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.....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K
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No need to vent.


as to the original silly question, as the Reverend in Pale Rider says, "there's nothing like a good piece of hickory."

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As to the first question....how long is the chainsaw?

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..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.

The Baseball Furies were no match for the Warriors.

Aluminum baseball bat.

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Nice one



Bat; easier to control, possibility to deflect the chainsaw if you're careful. You can simply out endurance your opponent. No one said the chainsaw had fuel

Bat are particually dangerous when employed in large numbers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQiEJXB0XOA

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"The thing is Bob, its not that I'm lazy...its that I just don't care."

chainsaw would be far more demoralizing a weapon, though the bat probably more practical. I'd need some practice with a chainsaw before committing to it methinks

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If a bat had a dent in it, would it be a Dingbat?

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Or warm, a .....

I loved that movie! Remember when Ajax from the Warriors said "I'll stick that bat up your ass and make you look like a popsicle!" Classic!

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As to the original question -In most cases I would prefer a bat, however my stihl 090 with the 47" bar would probably guarantee a win in any situation.

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