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Old 09-04-2011, 04:01 PM
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The How Come Thread.

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How come animals don't have to wipe their a$$es

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Old 09-04-2011, 06:33 PM
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I'll start. ... How come animals don't have to wipe their a$$es
They do! Across your carpet and throw rugs!!!
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Old 09-04-2011, 06:36 PM
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They do! Across your carpet and throw rugs!!!
Ooooooo that's right.

How come I didn't know that.
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Old 09-04-2011, 06:46 PM
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How come you drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

How come women pluck their eyebrows and then draw them back on with a pencil?


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Old 09-04-2011, 09:02 PM
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How come...

...toilet paper, in public restrooms, is SO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O THIN (HOW THIN IS IT?!?!?!) that you're able to actually read the fine print on a used-car contract through it?????
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Old 09-05-2011, 11:40 AM
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How come when I start reading a thread I forget what the title of the thread was three posts down?

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