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Old 09-11-2011, 12:12 PM
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The "One liner" Thread

Ok, We have the joke thread, great and full of laughs, but what are the best one liners? you know, those jokes that are quick and easy to remember-- I'll start

Did you hear about the sick juggler? they say he couldnt stop throwing up!

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Old 09-11-2011, 12:41 PM
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A baby seal walked into a club?
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Old 09-11-2011, 12:51 PM
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I was gonna lead with that one but hey, I knew it was comin lol
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Old 09-11-2011, 02:04 PM
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How about the cow that tried to jump the barb wire fence.
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Old 09-11-2011, 03:47 PM
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Old 09-11-2011, 07:50 PM
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How about the cow that tried to jump the barb wire fence.
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Hmmmm, that is udderly impossible.
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