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09-11-2011, 12:12 PM
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The "One liner" Thread
Ok, We have the joke thread, great and full of laughs, but what are the best one liners? you know, those jokes that are quick and easy to remember-- I'll start
Did you hear about the sick juggler? they say he couldnt stop throwing up!
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09-11-2011, 12:41 PM
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A baby seal walked into a club?
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09-11-2011, 12:51 PM
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09-11-2011, 01:25 PM
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Did you hear about the woman who backed into an airplane prop?
Dis-ass-ter
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You're a daisy if you do. __________________________________ 84 Euro 240D 4spd. 220.5k sold  04 Honda Element AWD 1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler 1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4 1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting
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09-11-2011, 02:04 PM
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09-11-2011, 02:53 PM
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Here I sit all broken hearted.
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09-11-2011, 02:54 PM
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Tried to $hit but only farted.
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09-11-2011, 07:50 PM
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09-11-2011, 07:58 PM
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
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 1987 560SL85,000 miles Meet on the level, leave on the square. Great words to live by Were we directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should soon want bread. - Thomas Jefferson: Autobiography, 1821.
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09-11-2011, 08:25 PM
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Assassins do it from behind.
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You're a daisy if you do. __________________________________ 84 Euro 240D 4spd. 220.5k sold 04 Honda Element AWD 1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler 1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4 1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting
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09-11-2011, 08:33 PM
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Printer's do it between the sheets.
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09-11-2011, 08:55 PM
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What is the difference between a magician & a row of chorus girls?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts where as the ..............
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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....  1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket. 1980 300D now parts car 800k miles 1984 300D 500k miles  1987 250td 160k miles English import  2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles  1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo. 1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion. Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving
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