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Old 10-02-2011, 09:40 PM
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Ex-Model Who Killed and Ate Hubby Seeks Parole | NBC Miami

That should put an end to the problem.

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Old 10-02-2011, 09:43 PM
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I guess the husband said "Honey, Eat Me" and she took it literally.
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Egyptian Man-Eater Omaima Nelson seeks parole for 1991 Husband Murder-Meal | Al Bawaba

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Old 10-02-2011, 10:15 PM
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That should put an end to the problem.
WTF maaan.
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I'm thinking probably not halal.
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WTF maaan.
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Are you having and old friend for dinner?

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I'm thinking probably not halal.
But is it Kosher?

Maybe it is a good thing she isn't catholic otherwise she would be guilty of eating meat on a Friday. Isn't that a bad thing?
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Models don't eat meat do they?
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I suppose there may be a market for 'Pickled spleen'..or 'Salt-cured buttox'.
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He gave her a heads-up but she defeeted him in the end.
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle, and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.


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+Tourist: £5.00

+Broiled Missionary: £10.00

+Fried Explorer: £15.00

+Baked LIBERAL, Grilled CONSERVATIVE, sauteed LABOUR MP: £100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of *****, it takes all morning."
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Bot, The laws are different in Looziana concerning marital disputes-- if a husband and wife get into a domestic dispute -- The husband can tell the cops he wants the wife to leave the house, FWIU,
Correct?
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Damned if I know. Mercifully, it is not something I have had any need to know.

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