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How to speak republican.

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LOL!

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Don't Republicans speak in Pig Latin?
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I thought this was funnier

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1) Get an education.
2) Get a job.
3) Either (a) work your way up to more responsibilies, or (b) start your own business.
4) Make money, pay taxes, raise a family.
5) Realize that there are too many free-loading bastards in this country (identifiable by how LOUD they complain), so you become a Republican who prefers smaller gov't intervention because they just screw up everything they touch anyways.
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Havent you guys heard???
The Muslims are gonna bring in Sharia...cut out BOTH of the political party's.
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1) Get an education.
2) Get a job.
3) Either (a) work your way up to more responsibilies, or (b) start your own business.
4) Make money, pay taxes, raise a family.
5) Realize that there are too many free-loading bastards in this country (identifiable by how LOUD they complain), so you become a Republican who prefers smaller gov't intervention because they just screw up everything they touch anyways.

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Havent you guys heard???
The Muslims are gonna bring in Sharia...cut out BOTH of the political party's.
Yep, and with the rampant political correctness in this country it should be very easy for them.
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Yep, and with the rampant political correctness in this country it should be very easy for them.
It seemed to have worked for the religious right wing and the proponents of the 2nd invasion of Iraq, no?
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I thought you were a strong advocate of law, Larry. What problem do you have with Sharia law as a law-based approach to life? Seems to me that most Muslims have a lot in common with your legal philosophy. From what I've been able to glean about your view of law, Muslims societies embody it more than US society. US law is based on the decisions of individuals to create a constitution and legislate. It's a human created law. You seem to think that law is transcendent in some way, not based on human will and decisions, hence your opposition to homosexuality. Muslims think similarly. Law is not a human creation, it's a divine creation, inherent in the universe and independent of human will. Hence their opposition to homosexuality also.
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I thought you were a strong advocate of law, Larry. What problem do you have with Sharia law as a law-based approach to life? Seems to me that most Muslims have a lot in common with your legal philosophy. From what I've been able to glean about your view of law, Muslims societies embody it more than US society. US law is based on the decisions of individuals to create a constitution and legislate. It's a human created law. You seem to think that law is transcendent in some way, not based on human will and decisions, hence your opposition to homosexuality. Muslims think similarly. Law is not a human creation, it's a divine creation, inherent in the universe and independent of human will. Hence their opposition to homosexuality also.

Hmmmm... Let me see! Your wife talks back to you, so you get to murder her? No thanks!
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Hmmmm... Let me see! Your wife talks back to you, so you get to murder her? No thanks!
whoa now, let's not be too hasty . . .
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Hmmmm... Let me see! Your wife talks back to you, so you get to murder her? No thanks!
Larry, it doesnt exactly work like that.

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