Jonathan Bines: How to Speak Republican

If you don't find this funny you know what to do.

LOL!

Obamacare: A Federally-mandated policy to address the national oversupply of grandparents through euthanasia.

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1992 750il / 17k miles - project car

Don't Republicans speak in Pig Latin?

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"Jesus: Charismatic religious leader and son of God; born in Bethlehem in the year 0; beliefs include love, charity, enhanced interrogation, privatized healthcare, elimination of the estate tax, and the right to carry concealed semiautomatic weapons."

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1985 300TD 185k+
1984 307d 126k--sold 8/03
1985 409d 65k--sold 06
1984 300SD 315k--daughter's car
1979 300SD 122k--sold 2/11
1999 Fuso FG Expedition Camper
1993 GMC Sierra 6.5 TD 4x4
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Thaddeus McCotter Teaches Us How to “Speak Democrat” | Mr. Conservative

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83 300D Turbo with manual conversion, early W126 vented front rotors and H4 headlights 400,xxx miles
08 Suzuki GSX-R600 M4 Slip-on 22,xxx miles
88 Jaguar XJS V12 94,xxx miles. Work in progress.

1) Get an education.
2) Get a job.
3) Either (a) work your way up to more responsibilies, or (b) start your own business.
4) Make money, pay taxes, raise a family.
5) Realize that there are too many free-loading bastards in this country (identifiable by how LOUD they complain), so you become a Republican who prefers smaller gov't intervention because they just screw up everything they touch anyways.

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1989 500SEL Euro
1966 250SE Cabriolet
1958 BMW Isetta 600

Havent you guys heard???
The Muslims are gonna bring in Sharia...cut out BOTH of the political party's.

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Great post!

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Annoy a Liberal, Read the Constitution

Yep, and with the rampant political correctness in this country it should be very easy for them.

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2014 Porsche Cayenne six speed manual

Annoy a Liberal, Read the Constitution

It seemed to have worked for the religious right wing and the proponents of the 2nd invasion of Iraq, no?

I thought you were a strong advocate of law, Larry. What problem do you have with Sharia law as a law-based approach to life? Seems to me that most Muslims have a lot in common with your legal philosophy. From what I've been able to glean about your view of law, Muslims societies embody it more than US society. US law is based on the decisions of individuals to create a constitution and legislate. It's a human created law. You seem to think that law is transcendent in some way, not based on human will and decisions, hence your opposition to homosexuality. Muslims think similarly. Law is not a human creation, it's a divine creation, inherent in the universe and independent of human will. Hence their opposition to homosexuality also.

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1977 300d 70k--sold 08
1985 300TD 185k+
1984 307d 126k--sold 8/03
1985 409d 65k--sold 06
1984 300SD 315k--daughter's car
1979 300SD 122k--sold 2/11
1999 Fuso FG Expedition Camper
1993 GMC Sierra 6.5 TD 4x4
1982 Bluebird Wanderlodge CAT 3208--Sold 2/13

^^ True This.

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The secret to a long life. Is knowing when it is time to leave.

Hmmmm... Let me see! Your wife talks back to you, so you get to murder her? No thanks!

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2001 SLK 320 six speed manual
2014 Porsche Cayenne six speed manual

Annoy a Liberal, Read the Constitution

whoa now, let's not be too hasty . . .

Larry, it doesnt exactly work like that.

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The secret to a long life. Is knowing when it is time to leave.