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If you are paying for it, you're doing it wrong.
Enter the world of every college today and I can assure you many, MANY people are getting 'serviced' for free nightly by different 'crew members'. And no, I would never pay for an oil change.
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I find the practice disgusting but I would legalize it. Every adult is free to make their own decision.
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Do it like Yurop and tax the hell out of it. I fully endorse the idea.
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renting vs buying.....i guess that is exactly what it is!
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I look on it like a harmless commodity that is banned simply because of superstitious reasons. I don't see what so bad about it. Not any worse than me going to work. The difference is the commodity in this case. After all, she isn't willing to have sex with the John without money any more than I am willing to work for free.
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Whoever said there's nothing more expensive than a cheap Mercedes never had a cheap Jaguar. 83 300D Turbo with manual conversion, early W126 vented front rotors and H4 headlights 400,xxx miles 08 Suzuki GSX-R600 M4 Slip-on 22,xxx miles 88 Jaguar XJS V12 94,xxx miles. Work in progress. |
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One word has always stopped me from even considering it: disease.
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STDs are still a risk even when you wine, dine and 69 the girl.
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Only the first time. At 17. In another country. Another world really.
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You're a daisy if you do. __________________________________ 84 Euro 240D 4spd. 220.5k sold 04 Honda Element AWD 1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler 1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4 1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting |
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A true story....
A friend of mine, someone who had traveled greatly due to being in the US Army, decided to get married. This was about 30 years ago. On his wedding night his wife laid down the law to him and let him know that there were going to be a number of rules that would have to be followed before she was going to engage in any, shall we say, relationships. He was rather floored by this bit of news since this had never been a problem before they were married, but he thought for a second and then pointed out to her that she could never cut off the supply of the subject under discussion since she could have no way of knowing where he was getting it. He said she just got a dumb look on her face, realized he was right, and things have been going just fine ever since. |
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You're a daisy if you do. __________________________________ 84 Euro 240D 4spd. 220.5k sold 04 Honda Element AWD 1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler 1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4 1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting |
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A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" "My wife's." ''What happened to her?" "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her." A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two men. "Can I borrow the dog?" The man replied, "Get in line."
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I enjoy my work.
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Hooker is legal in New Zealand. A BBC program once asked the hooker do you like your job? She said, "On the first day of my job, I got paid NZ$100 and I came a number of times. I enjoy my work."
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Not MBZ nor A/C trained professional but a die-hard DIY and green engineer. Use the info at your own peril. Picked up 2 Infractions because of disagreements. NOW reversed. W124 Keyless remote, PM for details. http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/mercedes-used-parts-sale-wanted/334620-fs-w124-chasis-keyless-remote-%2450-shipped.html 1 X 2006 CDI 1 x 87 300SDL 1 x 87 300D 1 x 87 300TDT wagon 1 x 83 300D 1 x 84 190D ( 5 sp ) - All R134 converted + keyless entry. |
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But Rosie, you're all right
You wear my ring When you hold me tight Rosie, that's my thing When you turn out the light I've got to hand it to me Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie
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