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MTI 11-09-2011 03:12 PM

In Flight Porn?
 
RyanAir President Proposes Pay Per View Porn on Flights

Now this story is a "target rich environment" for jokes. :D

Michael O'Leary told British tabloid the Sun that he hopes to offer a pay-per-view porn service similar to those offered in hotel rooms through a new Ryanair app on smartphones.


Sales of body lotion is going to skyrocket in the shops past the security checkpoints!

"I'm not talking about having it on screens on the back of seats for everyone to see," he told the paper. "It would be on handheld devices."

Handheld device . . . I suppose that leaves one hand free . . .

Reaction from the aircraft cleaners . . . . "ewwwww"

spdrun 11-09-2011 03:13 PM

How would this be different from, say, GoGo inflight Internet? Never tried it, but I'd assume that it would be possible to download pr0n on a phone or tablet connected to the GoGo Wi-Fi net.

MTI 11-09-2011 03:15 PM

I haven't been on a flight that offers it, but I have read that inflight wifi is "filtered" and doesn't support broadband streaming speeds yet.

tjts1 11-09-2011 03:33 PM

What could possibly go wrong.

Air&Road 11-09-2011 03:36 PM

Is that handheld device an IPhone? Those things have a vibrate function you know.

SwampYankee 11-09-2011 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LarryBible (Post 2825294)
Is that handheld device an IPhone? Those things have a vibrate function you know.

iVibrator?

kerry 11-09-2011 04:21 PM

Wonder what would happen over Saudi air space?

MTI 11-09-2011 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwampYankee (Post 2825324)
iVibrator?

check the App Store for MyVibe or iBrate Vibrate :D

tonkovich 11-09-2011 11:39 PM

mile high club?

Jim B. 11-10-2011 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonkovich (Post 2825551)
mile high club?

HELL yeah . ....

Let me know where the call button is to summon the hottest trolley dolly to come down to my first class reclining seat!!

Ima take a flight to Maine ..... and Bangor.


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