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Old 11-09-2011, 03:12 PM
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In Flight Porn?

RyanAir President Proposes Pay Per View Porn on Flights

Now this story is a "target rich environment" for jokes.

Michael O'Leary told British tabloid the Sun that he hopes to offer a pay-per-view porn service similar to those offered in hotel rooms through a new Ryanair app on smartphones.


Sales of body lotion is going to skyrocket in the shops past the security checkpoints!

"I'm not talking about having it on screens on the back of seats for everyone to see," he told the paper. "It would be on handheld devices."

Handheld device . . . I suppose that leaves one hand free . . .

Reaction from the aircraft cleaners . . . . "ewwwww"

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How would this be different from, say, GoGo inflight Internet? Never tried it, but I'd assume that it would be possible to download pr0n on a phone or tablet connected to the GoGo Wi-Fi net.
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I haven't been on a flight that offers it, but I have read that inflight wifi is "filtered" and doesn't support broadband streaming speeds yet.
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What could possibly go wrong.
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Is that handheld device an IPhone? Those things have a vibrate function you know.
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Old 11-09-2011, 04:18 PM
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Is that handheld device an IPhone? Those things have a vibrate function you know.
iVibrator?
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Wonder what would happen over Saudi air space?
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check the App Store for MyVibe or iBrate Vibrate
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Old 11-10-2011, 12:32 AM
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HELL yeah . ....

Let me know where the call button is to summon the hottest trolley dolly to come down to my first class reclining seat!!

Ima take a flight to Maine ..... and Bangor.

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