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Old 11-29-2011, 08:42 PM
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Revenge of the Tattoo Artist

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was...

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Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.


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Old 11-29-2011, 09:34 PM
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Crappy artistry...
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Old 11-29-2011, 09:43 PM
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I'm sure that's a scene from Narnia. All of those Lions have to poop somewhere
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Old 11-29-2011, 09:48 PM
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I'm sure that's a scene from Narnia. All of those Lions have to poop somewhere

Yup, that's a scene from one of the lesser known titles. "The Liar, the ***** and the Water closet".


Ahhh, bummer, it got edited out.
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Old 11-29-2011, 09:48 PM
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I think his creative juices were diverted by his desire of revenge when he did this one.


I have a feeling that he won't be able to do tats after this episode.
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Old 11-29-2011, 09:51 PM
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I think his creative juices were diverted by his desire of revenge when he did this one.

I have a feeling that he won't be able to do tats after this episode.
Ya think?
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Old 11-30-2011, 12:19 AM
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The Smoking Gun is not kind to this story:

That Viral Story About The Poor Woman Stuck With The Poop Tattoo? Sorry, It

I couldn't tell you if the tat is real or magic marker, I'm not sure what the payoff is for faking a story like this. Who knows. Dick move if real.

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