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How does your significant other treat you when he/she gets mad at you?
Mine makes me give her sex twice within an hour. I do everything I can to keep from making her mad.
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That's pretty much the same as my life of pure hell! It hurts SOoo good!
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when I see it about to get nasty, I decide its time to take the dogs for a walk !!
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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort.... 1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket. 1980 300D now parts car 800k miles 1984 300D 500k miles 1987 250td 160k miles English import 2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles 1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo. 1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion. Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving |
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Wife and I have near perfect relationship. We are both too lazy, tired, busy to fight. It is just easier to get along.
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Been married a long beautiful time.
Early in our marriage we had a fight and I struck my wife. I did learn my lesson, I went two weeks without seeing her. finally my right eye started to open |
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Check out 'You Tube'...George Thorougood..."Who do you Love"...that there is the song I play when she starts making noise.
If that doesnt work, I step outside and take a ride...come home 2-7 hours later..she wat her attitude is then. The man has the power....never hurts to remind a woman of that fact~
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silent treatment, anywhere from an hour or so to a couple of days depending on how much I've screwed up
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You're a daisy if you do. __________________________________ 84 Euro 240D 4spd. 220.5k sold 04 Honda Element AWD 1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler 1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4 1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting |
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That is how wife #1 used to do it. She did not realize that was really not punishment. I'm telling ya'll if you ever get one like I got now you will do everything you can to keep her from getting mad.
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Ex-
She committed bigamy.
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My wife yells at me but she does not swear and does not hold a grudge, thank goodness.
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"Life is tough...it's even tougher if you're stupid." John Wayne Dave Pawleys Island, SC '79 300CD |
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On that note...any of you ever had your wife apologize for anything THEY did? My wife did once...I ran out of the house immediately to scan the skies for flying pigs!!!
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It has been said that the rarest words in the English language are , " You were right..............dear"
It has also been said that no male has ever heard those words uttered. I am an exception to that rule.
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Thirteen Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff 13. Potential Murder Suspect
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The Homone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. Following is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown! SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's my paycheck. ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
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