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You think I'm made of bricks?!
A skinhead was window shopping with his girlfriend when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry store window.
"Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she said. "No problem, babe," he said, throwing a brick through the glass and grabbing the ring. A few blocks later, she admired a black leather jacket in another shop window. "What I'd give to own that!" she said. "Sure thing, honey," he said, throwing another brick through the window and snatching the coat. Soon they passed a Mercedes dealership. "I'd do anything for one of those!" she said, pointing to a convertible. "Damn it, baby!" cried the skinhead, "do you think I'm made of bricks?!"
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What ARE you talking about?
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uh??
She's a brick----house Mighty might just lettin' it all hang out She's a brick----house The lady's stacked and that's a fact, ain't holding nothing back.
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I think Larry got the joke...HIS pun was on your reference to "old timers"!
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Ya think?
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