Dec. 26 2011 5:11 Eastern time - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

The Clk Man · #1 12-25-2011, 05:12 PM

I'm the only poster that is online. That means I can say what I want. Here it goes.

"Nobody knows the troubles I've seen, nobody knows my sorrows.

The Clk Man · #2 12-25-2011, 05:13 PM

Swing low....... sweet chariot....... coming for to carry me home.......

The Clk Man · #3 12-25-2011, 05:17 PM

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligans Isle.

So this is the talel of the castways,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and the Skipper too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
In the tropic island nest.

No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
As primative as can be.

So join us here each week my freinds,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castways,
Here on "Gilligan's Isle."

The Clk Man · #4 12-25-2011, 05:19 PM

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin',
Just to get up that hill.
Now we're up in the big leagues,
Gettin' our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it's you and me baby,
There ain't nothin wrong with that.

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

The Clk Man · #5 12-25-2011, 05:20 PM

Someone needs to stop me.

I can do this all day.

The Clk Man · #6 12-25-2011, 05:28 PM

Here's the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother,
The youngest one in curls.

Here's the store, of a man named Brady,
Who was busy with three boys of his own,
They were four men, living all together,
Yet they were all alone.

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group would somehow form a family.
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.
The Brady Bunch,

That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.
The Brady Bunch.

The Clk Man · #7 12-25-2011, 05:48 PM

Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinking too much egg nog, And we'd begged her not to go. But she forgot her medication, And she staggered out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas morning, At the scene of the attack. She had hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminating Claus marks on her back.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

layback40 · #8 12-25-2011, 05:56 PM

Dec. 26 2011 5:11 Eastern time
I'm the only poster that is online. That means I can say what I want. Here it goes.

Hey Clk,
It cant be Dec26 for you yet.

Its 10.11 am on dec 26 here & you are about 15 hrs behind.
Hope you all had a great Christmas !!!!

The Clk Man · #9 12-25-2011, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by layback40

Dec. 26 2011 5:11 Eastern time
I'm the only poster that is online. That means I can say what I want. Here it goes.

Hey Clk,
It cant be Dec26 for you yet.

Its 10.11 am on dec 26 here & you are about 15 hrs behind.
Hope you all had a great Christmas !!!!

I typed Dec. 25, someone with powers is messing with me.