Q. What Bruce Springsteen song always makes Obama grin?
A. “Born in the U.S.A.”


Barack Obama walks into a bar with a duck. The bartender asks, “Where did you get the jackass?” Barack looks puzzled and replies, “It’s a duck.” The bartender says, “I was talking to the duck.”


Obama was leaving the country club golf course when he was accosted by an armed robber who demanded, "Give me all of your money!" Barack haughtily replied, "Do you know who I am. I'm the President of the United States!" The robber snarled back, "Then give me all MY money."


Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World & Barrack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.'

The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them.'

The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.'

Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.

The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning.'

Its not a personal statement, I've just seen a ton of copy/paste spam emails come across recently from different members. Frankly, its annoying. There's a reason for the auto-spam box in my email - this would be it.

Obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack and dies.



The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here for $100".



The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Obama flown home.



The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $100?"



One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply can't take that risk.

Mortality jokes? Awful.

TBO,

Get a sense of humor man!

You go first. :D

Actually, what a culture considers funny and what they consider taboo are often quite revealing.

A few generations ago English speaking people shunned public talk of sex, but often talked of their own mortality. Today, the positions are reversed--open talk of sex and little talk of death or mortality.

Is it just me or did everybody else know that Larry's "joke" would only be funny to right wingers?

Is it just me or did everybody else know that Larry's "joke" would only be funny to Larry?

There's nothing funny about it. The ending is a bit ridiculous whether you put Obama or Newt Gingrich as the subject.

Yeah, I guess you are right.

A joke about anyone killing a gradeschooler because of embarrassment just isn't funny, no matter how right wing you are.

Wouldn't jokes go in the joke thread? Yeah, it's in OD, too, but...

http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/open-discussion/102121-joke-thread.html

Sorry, but it has to be funny to go in the joke thread.

Larry...perhaps it is time again for you to consider "vacation" for a few months?

Funny
 

Get a sense of humor.

http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/open-discussion/311924-respect-our-us-politicians-else.html

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I did! Take a look at my OP!