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You guys must be much more biased than I thought. I am surprised that you are so blinded by the particular example used, that you can't find the humor.
I thought everyone would just take and plug in their favorite politician to hate and enjoy it. Sorry for underestimating everyone.
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My gosh Paul, it was a JOKE!
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Looks like you OVERestimated yourself....
Please stop repeting yourself that this was a joke, obviously the definition of joke for you and the majority of the forum users is not the same.
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Later, Larry is going to treat us to a real knee-slapper about an old lady in a wheelchair being shoved down a flight of steps. Stay tuned.
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No Paul, you've proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that humor is wasted on you. In addition to that your taking a harmless joke to mean that I would tell a sick joke is about as insulting as I'm willing to deal with.
Best of luck to you. Hopefully you will find your way back to Earth. Have a nice day
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Three pages of posts about a joke? Boy aren't we all in a bad mood today!
Shouldn't this have been posted on the joke thread anyway?
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Good point Julio! I didn't think of that. You can bet I will put it there if I ever post a joke again.
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Hmm
Take a chill pill...
Here are some funny ones for you to enjoy. The Obama economy has gotten so bad that we just have to find ways to make lemonade out of lemons. Then Obama will be able to raise taxes on lemons. +++++++++++++++++ Obama has finally balanced the budget. The national debt is now the same size as the economy. +++++++++++++++++ It’s a ‘recession’ when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a ‘depression’ when you lose yours; and it’s a ‘recovery’ when Barack Obama loses his. +++++++++++++++++ The Obama economy utilizes a system of carefully monitored checks and balances. He writes the checks, you pay the balance. +++++++++++++++++ Modern American Currency One dollar bill: George Washington Five dollar bill: Abraham Lincoln Ten dollar bill: Alexander Hamilton Twenty dollar bill: Andrew Jackson Fifty dollar bill: Ulysses S. Grant One hundred dollar bill: Benjamin Franklin Food Stamps: Barack Obama +++++++++++++ obama christmas carol.mov - YouTube +++++++++++++ America once had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs and Bob Hope. Now we have Barack Obama, no cash, no jobs and no hope. +++++++++++++ The good news is that Obama has finally created some jobs. The bad news is that they're all in India. +++++++++++++ Q. What's the difference between Obama opponents and Obama supporters? A. The first group works for a living while the second group votes for a living. +++++++++++++ President Obama decided to do one of his public addresses against the backdrop of an American farm, but the ceremony couldn't get started because of all the flies buzzing around his head. Obama demanded to know why the flies wouldn't leave, so the farmer explained to him, "Well, those are called circle flies. They always circle around the back end of horses." Obama angrily replied, "Hey, are you saying that I'm a horse's ass?" The farmer answered, "No Sir, Mister President. I would never call someone a horse's ass. It's hard to fool them flies though." +++++++++++++ Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'I ♥ Obama.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health. . |
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Was it Tracey Morgan that said that last or Michael Richards . . . .
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What's with the 'we' crap? I know I did not join in that thought.
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