Well, ok, maybe not that far aside..... but this right here is funny.



More where it came from here: Texts from Hillary

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1961 220b: first project car - sold.
2000 CLK 430: first modern Benz - sold.
2001 CLK 55: OMG the torque!!! - sold
1972 280SE 4.5: Baby Gustav
1991 300TE 4Matic: Gretel the Snow Bunny - sold
1978 300SD: Katz the Free Man - given away
1980 Redhead: Darling Wife

Blocked by work

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'07 Yukon 2500
'13 Subaru Outback 3.6R
'13 Orbea Carpe 9-speed

Currently Benzless
Formerly: 300TD, S600, E55, 560SEL

---= The forest breathes, listen.
-Native American elder

Dam those restrictive networks.

Fortunately, I can access a public wifi at work.

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On some nights I still believe that a car with the fuel gauge on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. - HST

1983 300SD - 305000
1984 Toyota Landcruiser - 190000
1994 GMC Jimmy - 203000

https://media.giphy.com/media/X3nnss8PAj5aU/giphy.gif

Palin is a pretty girl.

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On some nights I still believe that a car with the fuel gauge on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. - HST

1983 300SD - 305000
1984 Toyota Landcruiser - 190000
1994 GMC Jimmy - 203000

https://media.giphy.com/media/X3nnss8PAj5aU/giphy.gif

To each his own, right?

ya betcha!


What's the ugliest part of your body
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
I think it's your mind - Frank Zappa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okiGs4_vdyA

pretty much sums up my feelings for Palin.

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On some nights I still believe that a car with the fuel gauge on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. - HST

1983 300SD - 305000
1984 Toyota Landcruiser - 190000
1994 GMC Jimmy - 203000

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Wow.........you're old...........

For some reason "beauty is in the eye of the beholder " comes to mind
probably "The kettle calling the pot black " also is worthy of posting.

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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group

I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....

1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving

Now, now, this is the new PC world we're living in - instead of calling someone "old", you're supposed to say "chronologically challenged".

Myself, I prefer the term "f#####g ancient".

And yes, I've had the same term applied to me.

My friend in TX, who's 3 years younger, finally hit the half-century mark last month. My way of wishing him a happy birthday was to call him up and say "hey, I'll save you a seat at Denny's so we can both get the senior citizen's discount".

His reply would be unprintable even on THIS forum.

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Just say "NO" to Ethanol - Drive Diesel

Mitchell Oates
Mooresville, NC
'87 300D 212K miles
'87 300D 151K miles - R.I.P. 12/08
'05 Jeep Liberty CRD 67K miles
Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club

I've been saving your seats for a lot longer.

Anybody starts a thread about, well, pretty much anything.... and you guys turn it into a heated political debate.

Here's a thread about...... politics.

And you guys turn it into an AARP lovefest.

Ain't no way no how I'm ever gonna figure this crowd out

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1961 220b: first project car - sold.
2000 CLK 430: first modern Benz - sold.
2001 CLK 55: OMG the torque!!! - sold
1972 280SE 4.5: Baby Gustav
1991 300TE 4Matic: Gretel the Snow Bunny - sold
1978 300SD: Katz the Free Man - given away
1980 Redhead: Darling Wife

I'd go after it. I will say she's way better looking than clinton!

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1984 300SD Orient Red/ Palomino
1989 560SEC
2016 Mazda 6 6 speed manual
1995 Ford F-150 reg cab 4.9 5speed manual

My son got a photo traffic ticket in the mail the other day for right turn cruising through a red light. The next day he got the dreaded AARP enrollment letter (He's 27!). I told him," Hey, if you're gonna drive like an old fart, whaddya expect?"