I think this relationship is over. There is no way he can make an excuse which will save his bacon.

Fla. hog hunter accidentally shoots girlfriend

Just don't say that you shot the wrong pig...

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On some nights I still believe that a car with the fuel gauge on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. - HST

1983 300SD - 305000
1984 Toyota Landcruiser - 190000
1994 GMC Jimmy - 203000

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In Dick Cheney's expedition, hog shoots you!

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Current stable:
- 2004 Mazda RALLYWANKEL
- 2007 Saturn sky redline
- 2004 Explorer...under surgery.

Past: 135i, GTI, 300E, 300SD, 300SD, Stealth

I HATE it when that happens . . .

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

He heard a squeal?

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

you beat me to it....

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

From the article: "...The sheriff’s statement said he heard a noise, thought it was the hog and fired in that direction...." That's just super.

Good chance that he's a Ted Nugent fan.

How do we know he didn't finish the job...

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

This had "ALCOHOL" written all over it...

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M. G. Burg
'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K
.'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K
..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K
...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K
....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K
.....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K
......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp
.......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125
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“I didn’t really say everything I said.”
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ Yogi Berra ~

Reminds me of an incident about 20 years ago near here.
A rather simple guy was out camping beside a large lake so he could be up early for the start of duck season. He had consumed a large amount of beer.
I the middle of the night he woke & thought he saw something move at the other end of his tent. Thinking it maybe a snake, he shot it. He blew all his toes & 1/2 his foot off. He was too drunk to realize that the movement was him wriggling his toes.

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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group

I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....

1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving

That sum bich girl oughtn not a been rootin' round in the gol dern bait pile

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On some nights I still believe that a car with the fuel gauge on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. - HST

1983 300SD - 305000
1984 Toyota Landcruiser - 190000
1994 GMC Jimmy - 203000

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Agreed.

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