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Old 01-04-2013, 01:57 PM
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I know of a lady of pleasure

I know of lady of pleasure who lives in my town (a milf). She lives in one of the most expensive neighborhoods in town. Guys (married or not) visit her regularly.

Not that I would ever avail of her services. Nevermind that I found out about it either. It is just way cool that I know.

I see her in my local gym occassionally and she is pretty hot for a milf. Drives a H2 Hummer. Discrete huh? I wonder if she gets a 1099-misc for her taxes!

Why am I telling you guys this? because it is just cool to know.

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Old 01-04-2013, 02:07 PM
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H2 Hummers are still on the road?
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Old 01-04-2013, 02:19 PM
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H2 Hummers are still on the road?
Well, I never see them OFF road, so they have to be somewhere, right?


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Old 01-04-2013, 02:24 PM
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Well, I never see them OFF road, so they have to be somewhere, right?


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I haven't seen one in years and I live in LA, they are rarer then Veyron's around here.
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Old 01-04-2013, 02:26 PM
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H2 Hummers are still on the road?
A friend of mine, a dentist, used to have one. He said people gave him honks and fingers all the time! Not good for his dental practie I'm sure, to have an H2 parked in the lot.
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Old 01-04-2013, 02:29 PM
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I love a hummer in an H2
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Old 01-04-2013, 02:37 PM
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why are you sure shes getting paid for sex? any evidence of that? She could be a lady of pleasure, but freeish ones are legal, IE, the cost of dinner and wine.

plenty of people, male and female, are simply promiscuous sluts.
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Old 01-04-2013, 02:38 PM
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I love a hummer in an H2
Rumor has it that for an extra 20%, she'd be willing to oblige.
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Old 01-04-2013, 02:43 PM
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Old 01-04-2013, 02:44 PM
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this thread is worthless without pictures............
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Old 01-04-2013, 02:49 PM
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this thread is worthless without pictures............
i don't want to get banned. Just imagine a milf.
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Old 01-04-2013, 02:50 PM
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i don't want to get banned. Just imagine a milf.
g rated is fine....
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Old 01-04-2013, 02:57 PM
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Rumor has it that for an extra 20%, she'd be willing to oblige.
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Old 01-04-2013, 03:01 PM
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g rated is fine....
ok. the next time I see her at the gym, I will take a pic with my phone.
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Old 01-04-2013, 03:05 PM
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ok. the next time I see her at the gym, I will take a pic with my phone.

ask her what the rates are as well.

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