Out of scotch!
Oh no I'm snowed in and out of booze! This was some bad planning on my part!:eek:
In such a life or death situation I might have to hike a mile in three foot snow to the package store!:eek::D |
Where's those danged St. Bernards when ya need 'em?:P All summer long they're out pooping Yugo sized turds on your lawn but when it comes time for them to do their duty, they're nowhere to be found!:D
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In the spirit of those charging high prices for ammo, I'm willing to sell you one of my snow shovels and a snow blower...for the ridiculously low price of $4500, cash.
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one pound of pate de foie gras for the unheard-of low price of $ 10,000 cash or EFT. Where else would you be guaranteed that service? Delivery within four hours after you sign purchase agreement. It's all sitting here! |
LMAO I'm hoping the plows work their magic and get me out!:D
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I am probably the luckiest guy on this forum. I have been out of liquor at my house for about 35 years and I am still alive. Amazing!
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Thumbs up on that, dude, I can relate.
I do have a pile of dusty wine bottles and a bottle or two of brandy, the good German stuff. But rarely gets touched. Whiskey/scotch/bourbon, I don't touch that stuff, all tastes like paint thinner now.:yuck: |
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When you wake up in the morning, that's as good as you're going to feel all day.:eek: After blowing out the driveway and the walkway at my own house and shoveling a parking space in NYC, I have rewarded myself with two pear cosmos. I have to tell 'ya...............you are missing out.:D:D |
Awww poor Hatty....
I went out and did 16 miles on the bike! Was a brisk 50* today. |
Screw this crap, I shoveled for most of the day today, and I want a scotch. Damn city and their slow plowing schedule.
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I got to tell you..........it's much easier than shoveling. |
To cheap.:D
For what once or twice a year, plus its a good work out since I can't get to the gym. |
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