99 problems, but...
 

Thought this might be fun on a Friday. Inspired by a game we've been playing around the shop this week, which in turn was inspired by an old rap song, whose chorus goes like this:

"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one"

So you pretty much just take that line and modify it to suit your current week/life/state of mind. Like this:

"If you're having smog problems I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but an S class ain't one"

Now your turn...

MV

Admittedly, some of ours might be a tad obscure, but if you know, you know:

" If you're having smoke problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but valve stem seals ain't one"

(Think N62. Or pretty much any other engine built in the last 40 years... Are you listening BMW?)

MV

99 problems but bacon aint one.

In the oil biz people in my group would sometimes get offered some serious money for inside info.

We would always reply that while we might have problems money was not one of them.

Some people griped about how much we got paid, but no one ever accused us of selling out.

Better version of the song...

Hugo - 99 Problems - YouTube

99 problems but a cake ain't one

99 Problems, but bottles of beer on the wall ain't one of them.

The cake is a lie.

MV

There is no spoon. ;)