Question #333
 

Can a bald person have a "Hairline Fracture"? :D

Depends on the hairline :p

What hair color do they put on a bald mans license?

Don't know. :confused:

me either.... anyone here follicularly impaired care to answer this one?

Swamp Yankee? :D:eek:

Come on guys. :D:D:D

O.k I'll bite...Hairline refers to the size of the fracture...meaning its a small fracture....small like a hair...maybe, IDK.

im balding. I have medium brown hair, but the thinning nature of it makes it look light brown, so thats what I put on the license.

Eventually, ill say "pink".

Depends on your ethnicity....skin color

For instance my brother is anglo so he would have BEIGE on the hair color portion of his drivers license, cause he is bald as a pool cue.

I suppose you could use paint codes to address different shades and ethnicities, like what if bro gets a tan (champaigne) or sun burn(chrysler rouge) the day he gets his license renewed.lol

Close, your were just a "Hair" off. :D

Son called from school last night. He used to be a long-hair. Then he decided he liked his hair short. He told me he got tired of needing a haircut all the time so he had just finished shaving his head. I laughed till it hurt. Maybe I got a hairline fracture. Or something.

When my brother started going bald, I was away from home..... When I came back he was totally bald, so I never saw him even partially bald. In my minds eye, I have only ever seen him (bald) or remembered him with full hair. I asked him the other day whether he would ever let his hair grow out.

He declined.

What prompted me to say anything at all, was that I saw that he had not kept his scalp it's usual shininess and some stuble was growing. I could see the outline of where there would be hair if he chose to grow it longer than the stuble it was at.

Then I started making subtle bald jokes....few days later, felt bad or guilty for the jokes I had made and noticed myself loosing hair....

In reality now...I don't think I have lost much hair and the false sight of it was brought on by feeling guilty about making fun of my brothers baldness.....

Not a big hairy deal....
I went to the church in the cul de sac with the chrome dome roof and asked forgiveness.....

Fixed up and feeling all shiney and new....I stopped going bald.