Anal Cleavage...
 

You gotta love my home town...This is the same town where they pulled over a lady for driving while breast feeding a few years ago.

Ohio Cop Includes Phrase Never Previously Seen In A Police Report | The Smoking Gun



I'm so glad I moved from there...:o

Well it could divert the attention of the Driver; not quite the same as using a Cell Phone or Driniking something while driving.

I guess Plumbers need to wear Bib Overalls or Coveralls in order to avoid the Anal Cleavage issue.

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How much contraband could you hide here!

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I want one of these shirts.
If anyone can figure out how to buy one...

Junk in the trunk... literally.:eek:

I can immediately understand 'anal cleavage'....

but, 'partial blowjob'??? WTH is that supposed to be??:confused::confused:

Technically speaking, I imagine it's having an open mouth near it?? :confused:

Okla. woman found with gun in vagina, meth in buttocks

Okla. woman found with gun in vagina, meth in buttocks
Police found a loaded handgun coming from the woman's vagina and a bag of meth in her buttocks during a cavity search

ADA, Okla. — An unusual and graphic case in Pontotoc County, OK led police to a bizarre find inside a female suspect.

It began at Dairy Lou Drive Inn in Ada.

The business sign states the place is known as “Home of the Hercules” but early Monday morning police in Ada made an unusual find in the parking lot, two women kicked back in a car.

One had a warrant our for her arrest; a drug dog let officers know the other woman needed to be searched.

Police took Jennifer Delancy and Christie Dawn Harris into custody.

“On the way there, one of them tells the officer she has another hypodermic needle in her shoe and they remove that,” Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross said. “The other one said she had to go to the bathroom. She repeats it.”

Officers soon found out why she had to go so badly.

During book-in, a female officer noticed “something strange” during the search.

“The officer observed the handle of a revolver sticking out from inside her body,” Ross said.

Court records state it was a “wooden and metal item sticking out from her (Harris’) vagina area.”

“It was a five shot,” Ross said. “It was loaded and as she turned around, she noticed more plastic baggies, larger plastic baggies wedged in the crack of her buttocks.”

Those baggies contained meth and were removed along with the gun.

“It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded firearm,” Ross said. “If it goes off it’s only going one place.”

Both women have long criminal records already and this time around will be charged with possession of drugs.

Anal cleavage = bike park