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Old 04-25-2013, 03:22 PM
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WTF, The Worst I've done Is Fart!

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Old 04-25-2013, 03:35 PM
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Old 04-25-2013, 05:03 PM
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man, she had the TP in her purse and everything. I guess luck favors the prepared, you never know when you might come across a transparent moving porta-dump
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Old 04-25-2013, 05:28 PM
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The narrative is pretty good. No need to watch the gross-out.

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I can't even begin to understand this. What sane man can stand by and watch his wife pull out her a**hole and start rifling off s*** in a public elevator? If my fiance even leaks a fart in her sleep and I'm awake I push her off the bed. That is not what I signed up for when she told me she was "a freak in the sheets."
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Old 04-25-2013, 05:42 PM
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Maybe they get off on that kind of thing.
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Looked pretty routine with no sexual component.
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Old 04-25-2013, 07:25 PM
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Thank God that the floor wasn't glass with a camera on the other side...I don't think I could handle watching that kind of nastiness!!
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Old 04-25-2013, 08:58 PM
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Thank God that the floor wasn't glass with a camera on the other side...I don't think I could handle watching that kind of nastiness!!
Jp, remember that time that we was on a road trip and you farted and we passed out?
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Old 04-25-2013, 09:32 PM
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Jp, remember that time that we was on a road trip and you farted and we passed out?


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Old 04-25-2013, 09:45 PM
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Jp, remember that time that we was on a road trip and you farted and we passed out?
I don't believe we've ever been on a road trip in the past. I don't think we've ever been in the same car before...
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Of course you have! It was the same day that you shampooed his hair!
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that is just delightful...

is this acceptable in some cultures?
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Old 04-26-2013, 04:16 AM
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Amazing the range of human behavior. If she had had the class to find a newspaper and poop on that and then wrap it up and throw it a garbage can, THAT I could find somewhat on the beginning square of acceptability in a very, very tiny way, and this if there are just no easily availble restrooms nearby.
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public restrooms over here are nasty enough i can only imagine what they are like in china
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public restrooms over here are nasty enough i can only imagine what they are like in china
I have visited a services stop rest room on a highway enroute from Qingdao Port to Laiwu - umm..

It was a clearing in the woods, no toilet paper, no water, no flush, you just come in squat, do your business, use a cob/leaf or whatever and leave. All sorts of colors, smells and variety existed.

I took one look, vomited - came back to the car and waited for the next PROPER gas station. I had to pay good money to take a civilized dump.

This looks like urban facility - baffles the mind.

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