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I'm going car shopping today...
With this:
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Who carries around $76k in cash? I don't like walking around with more than $20 in my pocket much less $20k or $76k.
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I normally have a few hundred around, but $76k is a bit excessive. Can't you just have your bank cut a certified check on Tuesday?!
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He's probably going to either a car show or an auction.
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At least I know who to rob today!
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Hey!!!
lol
Leave him alone, he ain't a drug diller who be slangin'.
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You are overdue for a new car...let's see, $76k and let's assume no trade...what could it be?
New or pre-owned, Justin? |
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You're hardly an objective point-of-view, given that you have somehow convinced Justin to pay you $76k for that Cougar...
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Justin.... you're dumb...
that is all |
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Where do you live again?
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No: he's super smart. He's actually going to spend the $76k on hookers and blow, and wants a plausible excuse for its disappearance. "Honey, I was going to buy you a classic Bentley, but I got robbed by some scumbags off the intarwebs."
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I just sold a car.
What are the odds. |
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Me too.
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You are all fake!!
Here is me and my boy at the club Saturday night.
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HA HA!
That's the way to do it! I carted around quite a stack of $100's back in my day when shopping for a new Corvette at the Chevy houses. Lots of fun being able to actually swing a deal on-the-spot with actual CASH! |
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