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View Poll Results: Can you pick your nose and drive simultaneously? | |||
Yes, I am a winner and can pick my nose while driving. | 10 | 90.91% | |
No, I am a loser and cannot pick my nose while driving. | 1 | 9.09% | |
Voters: 11. You may not vote on this poll |
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#1
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Can you competently pick your nose while driving?
I'm surprised that this elemental skill isn't included in driving tests. Can you do it?
The poll is anonymous, so no worries about your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/family member/boss/co-worker/arch-enemy/local news outlet finding out.
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Have you ever picked one of those boggers that goes all the way from the back side of your brain that makes your right eye twitch while your pulling it out?
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Mine makes my right ear twitch.
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Back in the fifties Smokey Yunick had a driver that was so skilled Smokey said he could beat all the ordinary drivers while picking boogers and driving.
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Never mind, just too gross. But what a sensation!
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But I digress.
While I am indeed a winner, I generally choose not to unless it's an annoying flapper snot that can't be remedied by the standard snot rocket procedure.
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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15 '06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod) |
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I do it all the time when I am driving and hungry...
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I have to put down my drink first (phone is already in a holder on the windshield )!
-J
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I did it one time and forgot I was working with super glue.
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Yes, But, not in heavy traffic
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#11
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Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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It's legal here, for now anyway.
Unless you also text about it... |
#13
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Its literally the first thing I do after work. ahhhh
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It was a scratch, not a pick....
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Seen someone in the next car pick their nose, pull the booger out, examine it and eat it. I skipped lunch that day.
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