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Old 10-04-2013, 12:41 AM
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Where babies come from.

a mum and dad were sitting in their living room when their son who, at the age of 5 asks a lot of questions, ambles over and asks the question every parent fears... 'Where do babies come from mommy?' She looks over at her husband who merely shrugs his shoulders, leaving the question to her. She gives the classic answer 'When a mum and a dad love each other Very much, a stork brings a little bundle of joy' their son has a perplexed look and wanders off..... about 10 minutes later he comes back and says 'Mommy....Who *shags* the stork then' Causing the father to spit coffee everywhere


*<-- word was replaced, as the rules dont allow this particular word. Lets just say it rhymes with truck. Duck. and if you hold your tongue and say Truck (not in front of your kids please....or at work.....) you'll get at the right word.

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Old 10-04-2013, 02:31 AM
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Old 10-04-2013, 02:35 AM
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Close. one thing does lead to another if one is lucky.

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