Seriously . . .

1) Can I just get a beer? No, it's craft brewed, small batch . . .
2) Does everything have to be artisanal?
3) What's with the prices on BMW 2002s and coaster brake Schwinn bicycles?
4) Why is potato salad at Whole Foods $9 per pound?
5) Four guys, all wearing Fedoras, and at least two are sporting mustache wax . .

Skanksdale has hipsters? I thought you mostly had frou-frou women with bad plastic surgery jobs and their money donors ... I mean husbands.

BMW 2002s are fun little cars -- more fun than 90% of the crap that's on sale new in 2013.

Hipster? Craft brew? Nah, they only drink PBR!
Hipster? BMW 2002? Nah, they only drive Prius!

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-Justin

91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.

Think again! True hipsters like "vintage".

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[GONE] - 1995 Mercedes E300 Diesel - 130k miles - Smoke Silver (702) over Mushroom leather (265) - Bladder blasting, coast-to-coast work machine.

They only drink whisky-and gin- based cocktails.

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1950 170SD
1951 Citroen 11BN
1953 Citroen 11BNF limo
1953 220a project
1959 180D
1960 190D
1960 Borgward Isabella TS 2dr
1983 240D daily driver
1983 380SL
1990 350SDL daily driver alt
3 x Citroen DS21M, down from 5
3 x Citroen 2CV, down from 6

The hipsters that I know, and the ones around here can't stand vintage - too many problems (seriously).

They all drive VW TDIs, Prius, etc. None of them have anything vintage.

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-Justin

91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd
01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd
07 MB ML320 CDI - dd
16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd

it's automatic.

Damn hipsters have ruined everything. Air cooled be prices are going up. Why can't they just leave things alone. I finally have money for one and the prices are going up.

Only to show off their "homemade" bitters recipe and "over proofed" rye.

I believe that is correct. My friend, who knows several hipsters, told me so just yesterday.

That's not a bad list of cars.

1. Not into beer but prefer late harvest German wine
2. Not sure what you mean. Instruct from the arts says the dictionary.
3. Not keen on either of those vehicles
4. Is that a bad price? Not sure about Whole Foods. Don't shop there
5. I hate headwear and facial hair.

Not sure what that makes me.

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

Observation......I have NEVER had a Prius pass me. I have wanted to push several off of the interstate as they drive 5-10mph below the speed limit. I have met a few people that share the same thought on the Prius.

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Current:
1985 300D aka Miss Margaret
1991 300SE aka Alarice
1995 SL320 aka Samantha
1997 K1500 Silverado
Past:
1999 E300 ex-wife got it and let her son ruin it
1984 190 2.3 ex-wife got it and let her son destroy a great car
1985 300D (CA version) aka Maybelline lost to deer at high speed.
1981 300D aka Madeline (went to salvage at near 400k) rusty, yet best car I ever drove
Wishlist:
McFarlan TV6 (only a few privately owned)
ReVere with Rochester engine
1917 Premier (only one left)

Hipsters prefer W123 diesels, preferably bio and especially WVO. At least the species that resides in my former hometown of Portland, Oregon (Hipsterius Portlandia).

There's different breeds of hipster, depends on their income and locale. Around here they drive Prius' or Subarus.

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-diesel is not just a fuel, its a way of life-
'15 GLK250 Bluetec 118k - mine - (OC-123,800)
'17 Metris(VITO!) - 37k - wifes (OC-41k)
'09 Sprinter 3500 Winnebago View - 62k (OC - 67k)
'13 ML350 Bluetec - 95k - dad's (OC-98k)
'01 SL500 - 103k(km) - dad's (OC-110,000km)
'16 E400 4matic Sedan - 148k - Brothers (OC-155k)

This. They mostly ride bikes here

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TC
Current stable:
- 2004 Mazda RALLYWANKEL
- 2007 Saturn sky redline
- 2004 Explorer...under surgery.

Past: 135i, GTI, 300E, 300SD, 300SD, Stealth