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What do you gals/guys make of this?
I gotta quit getting side-lined watching this stuff:
Where the heck was I? and how come I'm always the last to find out: as of May 21 2011...he's baaaaack? CHRIST HAS RETURNED! LORD RAYEL WILL ADDRESS THE WORLD ON MAY 21st. - YouTube |
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Loopy.
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"You can make a hat or a broach..." Oh wait, that's not it.
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If you put Is in front of his name it spells Israyel...ooooh spooky. Its where his ship dropped him off... mt. olive in Israel. My 11 year old pointed that out to me, I did'nt even notice it, until he said something. So, the little smartass had to ask his Dad if I thought I was smarter than a sixth grader, when I confessed to him how sharp he was to pick that up and I did'nt even notice it.
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Sooo, what is the significance of him being dropped off at Mount Olive in Israel. We all gotta become Jewish now?
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Geez, thats gonna suck for all the grown men that gotta get the ends of their wiener skin chopped off....owy owy owy.
Last edited by macdoe; 11-23-2013 at 05:44 AM. |
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BTSOOM..
Maybe I should go read the Old Testament to figure out what animals need to be sacrificed...
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No more Canadian bacon, eh!
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Yeah whats a cloven hoofed animal...pig? goat? deer?
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Wait -- so this dude is seriously claiming to Christ's second coming? I just read stuff from his website... and he does...? Christ is on earth but hiding in Canada? He will appear to us through the internet (or HAS)?
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"Senior Luna, your sense of humor is still loco... but we love it, anyway." -rickymay ____ "Your sense of humor is still loco... " -MBeige ____ "Señor Luna, your sense of humor is quite järjetön" -Delibes 1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod 2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die." |
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What? He's going to appear to us on the internet? That explains those Google barges.
We're safe though 'cause everybody knows..The Internet is for Porn - Sesame Street Style! - YouTube
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We used to joke in my family that Christ had never really gone up to heaven but was actually living in backwoods New Jersey. I didn't know how close we were!
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"Senior Luna, your sense of humor is still loco... but we love it, anyway." -rickymay ____ "Your sense of humor is still loco... " -MBeige ____ "Señor Luna, your sense of humor is quite järjetön" -Delibes 1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod 2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die." |
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A sucker born every minute. The truest words ever spoken.
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Apparently the site owner's/Ra-El's real name is Raymond Lear and he has a criminal record for abusing women. Nice.
ALERT! "Lord Ray-el / Ra-el" EXPOSED! Illuminati False messiah REVEA - YouTube
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"Senior Luna, your sense of humor is still loco... but we love it, anyway." -rickymay ____ "Your sense of humor is still loco... " -MBeige ____ "Señor Luna, your sense of humor is quite järjetön" -Delibes 1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod 2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die." |
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